A Bad Day to be Kris Benson
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can't win for losing
The Orioles are just going to have to scrap the “Business Person’s Special --Complete with Lap Dance” idea. The vivacious model and “actress” (the term is used loosely in some circles) kept us all on pins and needles with her saucy postings on annabenson.net, which included details on her sex life with her now ex-husband.
Looks like she’s off to pursue her career as a poker magnate, which has become even more cool than baseball (damn you ESPN!). The real question is, what will happen to the dogs? We’re thinking Kris gets to keep Lou Lou.
"We got Kris Benson for a reason: to solidify the starting rotation," manager Sam Perlozzo said. "He doesn't have to be the best in the world, but he has to hold up his end of the bargain, and we feel he will."
…so long as he finds another hot wife real fast.