Friday, March 31, 2006

A Bad Day to be Kris Benson

Anna Benson
More proof the Orioles
can't win for losing
The Baltimore Oriole ticket department must feel like they just had the rug pulled out from under them. After landing a sure fire way to sell tickets with the acquisition of pitcher Kris Benson, the hurler’s marketing quotient just went belly up after Benson’s wife Anna filed for divorce on Thursday in Atlanta.

The Orioles are just going to have to scrap the “Business Person’s Special --Complete with Lap Dance” idea. The vivacious model and “actress” (the term is used loosely in some circles) kept us all on pins and needles with her saucy postings on, which included details on her sex life with her now ex-husband.

Looks like she’s off to pursue her career as a poker magnate, which has become even more cool than baseball (damn you ESPN!). The real question is, what will happen to the dogs? We’re thinking Kris gets to keep Lou Lou.

"We got Kris Benson for a reason: to solidify the starting rotation," manager Sam Perlozzo said. "He doesn't have to be the best in the world, but he has to hold up his end of the bargain, and we feel he will."

…so long as he finds another hot wife real fast.


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