Baroid's Boss Emerges from the "Shadows"
|Baroid forced to go|
incognito in order to score
his juice now that Greg
Anderson is in the pokey
Magowan and team president Larry Baer have taken the low road during Baroid’s excellent adventure last week, after allegations of rampant steroid use were published in Sports Illustrated. They emerged on Tuesday to get the cash cow rolling once again.
"It's certainly not going to go unnoticed or uncommemorated," Baer said. "He's our player and it would be a tremendous accomplishment. We don't have a hold on what we're going to do. It won't be silence."
Translation: This is a fantastic money making opportunity for the San Francisco Giants and the guy that signs my paychecks. It would be foolish of us not to squeeze as much as we can out of the homers* who fork over the green year after year, even though we've yet to win a World Championship in the 5 decades that we've been in San Francisco.
* Editor’s Note: The term “homer” is used to describe the Giants fans who are unwilling to recognize a cheat when they see one, not the drug induced round trippers that have been sailing into McCovey Cove the past five years.