This Bull is a Bear
|The team that nobody watches|
now owned by the beverage
that nobody drinks
We will give the MLS credit, because at least they're consistent. This makes them 2-for-2 in the asinine franchise renaming department this year. The “Houston 1836” lasted all but a month, before succumbing to public pressure to change the name.
The announcement was made by Red Bull GM, Alexi Lalas, who will now be referred to as the "Red Hippie".
Wonder if this latest moniker madness is going to tick off fans of “Sammy the Bull” Gravano. Sammy has a lot of friends in Hoboken you'z know (also home of Red Bull Co. Ltd.)
It’s all a bunch of bull if you ask us.