Baroid the Steroid Calls It Quits

"Time lapsed photo of Baroid two seasons after retirement"

Baroid the Steroid announced on Sunday that the 2006 Major Leagu Baseball season will be his last. Good riddance! Baroid can join Mark McGwire, Sammy Sosa and Raphael Palmiero on the all juiced team, then fade into oblivion.

Baroid said that he would retire regardless of if he catches Hank Aaron’s 755 home runs for the all-time record or not. Here’s hoping he doesn’t tarnish the great American pastime anymore than he already has.

MLB should honor Baroid by placing asterisks next to all of his career stats to call out just how "special" they really are.