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"I'm all ears officer"

NASCAR pinhead Kurt Busch was ordered Wednesday to perform 50 hours of community service as part of a plea agreement over a reckless driving citation he received near Phoenix International Raceway last year.

Busch admitted to speeding, a misdemeanor, following too closely and passing in a no-passing zone. In exchange, the reckless driving charge was dropped. Busch was stopped in November after allegedly running a stop sign while speeding. A police report said the deputy smelled alcohol on Busch, and the driver became belligerent. A breath test showed Busch was far below the legal limit for DUI, revealing what most people already knew (that he's a fool even when he's sober).

A police report indicated that Busch was quoted as saying, "You're only doing this because you're a Jeff Gordon fan."

Hey if you're going to insult a cop, why not go all out and call him a Gordon fan.