|"That ain't William Hung"|
Um, who was hazing who? And more importantly, why didn’t Baroid choose to be Randy Jackson or Simon Cowell (lord knows they have the same attitudinal approach to life). Maybe because Baroid already had the breasts to fill out the costume?
The hat was a nice touch, but where on earth can we score one of those SF Giant muumuus for the Paula Abduls in our lives?